Suri Stupidity

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Dear Suri Mr. & Mrs. Cruise,

Toys for your daughter should probably cost somewhere under the range of $1,295.00.

Also, the color white is not ideal for a toy that your toddler is playing with.

Especially if that white toy costs $1,295.00.

I have always hated you Mr. Cruise, it started when you jumped on Oprah's couch and acted like a wild animal- but...I find this to be incredibly stupid and wasteful. You need to get some common sense here Cruises!

You should call Julia Roberts - she seems to know how to do a good job of being high profile and not having her children be constantly photographed. It also may have something to do with the fact that she doesn't gift them with thousand dollar handbags...but who knows.

Let me break it down for you:

millions + paparazzi + designer possessions  + drugs - parents - school - normalcy - common sense= lots and lots of problems for lots and lots of time.

That's all.

Sincerely,
Tess